How Not to Write a List Poem
in alphabetical order
aggressive surf music
ai generated cover letter
american beauty ricky plastic bag
are you a cop
ashing into a can of bean sprouts
bad influence
billy ray virus
bodily function
buffalo yogurt
clown water
codependent origination
corey feldman
corn fed
corporate prince
crucified
cyclops shoes
dance dance revolution ptsd
decepticon
dobis pr
duane reade security guard
duran duran
earmuffs
ernest goes to jail
firefly orgy
flat bastard
frank sinatra nerd
googly eyes
gordon ramsay gay bar
guy fieri flip flop
hamburger helper criminal
hoarding: buried alive
honey wagon
hooks
houndstooth comforter
inspector gadget as an anime
jimmy neutron
little nicky
long time instagram mutual
loud slurping
love island
mad cow disease
madrid sex shop
marlboro world
mcgriddle
mcswirly’s
milk spit
mr. krabs foot continuity
naked lunch
no microbangs allowed
old town tavern
omelette yolks only
one big fishstick
one pack a day
pasteurized priest
pearl jam drinking game
pinconning paralyzer
pirate hierarchy
plentyofham . com
poor man’s bloody mary
proboscis
prog rock uber driver
sacramento area code
santa claus passport
shellfish allergy
soft berm
somebody’s daughter
spirytus
splendor
stoner marty robbins
stop adding raisins
swedish fish glamour shots
tabernacle
ted nugent found dead
tinnitus
touch grass
twin peaks cereal
unidentified drunken bruises
vegan sicilian
warped barrel
wasabi snooters
white castle
windex
yugioh by lilbootycall
